Okay, now we know why the Alliance is the Chicago Cubs of Azeroth: this is the quality of their soldiers. I mean, I get that “kill the dudes to get the keys to open the cages and let your dudes out” is a standard type of quest, but honestly, guys! They’re not even cages! They’re roofless, rickety bundles of twigs put together by mentally defective monkey people! An asthmatic toddler could kick his way out of them. Or, I don’t know, climb out the open top!