November 20, 2010
September 17, 2010
Bejewelled may be an addictive, time-sucking diversion, but Farmville? Farmville is pure evil. No, I don’t want to help you raise your virtual barn or suckle your virtual piglets. When you’re holding an actual real-life barn raising, let me know and I’ll be there. Until then you can water your own virtual sugar beets your danged self! Harumph!
On a side note, I wish to sincerely apologize to you people who have apparently gotten here from a web search for “nude elves” or “eels anal.” I’m afraid I have nothing to offer you and it’s only a poor choice of comic title that brought you here in the first place. I will try to be more careful in titling my comics in the future to avoid false advertising. Now please go somewhere else; you scare me.
September 11, 2010
I was recently introduced to the Bejeweled add-on. And I admit that I have a problem. Lately I’ve found myself logging onto World of Warcraft just so that I can play Bejeweled. My mage who can port from one city to another in ten seconds is now taking fifteen-minute flights so that I can get some Bejeweled time in. On the other hand, most of my characters are now getting close to achieving Master of Arms and Did Somebody Order a Knuckle Sandwich, since I just set them up with an appropriate weapon, find some mobs to auto-attack, and start flipping my gems around.