Bejewelled may be an addictive, time-sucking diversion, but Farmville? Farmville is pure evil. No, I don’t want to help you raise your virtual barn or suckle your virtual piglets. When you’re holding an actual real-life barn raising, let me know and I’ll be there. Until then you can water your own virtual sugar beets your danged self! Harumph!
On a side note, I wish to sincerely apologize to you people who have apparently gotten here from a web search for “nude elves” or “eels anal.” I’m afraid I have nothing to offer you and it’s only a poor choice of comic title that brought you here in the first place. I will try to be more careful in titling my comics in the future to avoid false advertising. Now please go somewhere else; you scare me.