An offer from Sylvanas? You are likely to get a nice big batch of nasty goop that turns people into undead. Still convinced she should be alliance target #1 above Garrosh (who doesn’t really bug me that much, so far… since he’s the horde’s problem mostly.)
Oh, and as a reference back to the ‘Size Matters’ comic: If you have not, roll a DK from a large race and go ride one of the colts back in the steal a mount quest. Quite humorous!
Secretary: My queen, there’s an estate agent on the line asking if you want to make an offer on a property in Arathi Highlands.
Sylvanas: Tell him I won’t turn him into goo if he gives it to me! That’s my offer!
Secretary: Uh, that’s your offer for everything. Don’t you think you should, maybe, branch out?
Sylvanas: Tell him, or I’ll turn you into goo!
Secretary: But I’m already undead!
Sylvanas: Don’t think that will stop me!