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Bejewelled may be an addictive, time-sucking diversion, but Farmville? Farmville is pure evil. No, I don’t want to help you raise your virtual barn or suckle your virtual piglets. When you’re holding an actual real-life barn raising, let me know and I’ll be there. Until then you can water your own virtual sugar beets your danged self! Harumph!
On a side note, I wish to sincerely apologize to you people who have apparently gotten here from a web search for “nude elves” or “eels anal.” I’m afraid I have nothing to offer you and it’s only a poor choice of comic title that brought you here in the first place. I will try to be more careful in titling my comics in the future to avoid false advertising. Now please go somewhere else; you scare me.
Away From Reality 
I wish I could have shared this with my guild on facebook.
Comment by Shailoch — September 18, 2010 @ 12:35 PM
HA! but now that you’ve said it, the wheels are in motion… and will only be a matter of time before someone makes a farmville addon! just you wait!
yeah, and bejeweled is totally a gateway drug! I know I shoved a ton of time into peggle shortly after…
ps… big LOL on your google search! how did you find out what they were searching for?
Comment by Coffinshaker — September 21, 2010 @ 12:08 AM
WordPress gives me a list of terms that people have searched for and gotten to AFR. Some make sense (“afr wow comic”), some are understandable, if unfortunately misguided (“garrosh model cataclysm”), and some are just terrifying (“anal eels teen”).
Comment by wowafr — September 30, 2010 @ 5:44 PM
And then Blizzard themselves had to insert Plants vs. Zombies into the game…
Comment by ButMadNNW — July 23, 2013 @ 2:15 AM